{"id":75932,"date":"2018-01-07T17:00:07","date_gmt":"2018-01-07T10:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/how-hitler-could-solve-our-housing-crisis-david-mitchell\/"},"modified":"2018-01-07T17:03:03","modified_gmt":"2018-01-07T10:03:03","slug":"how-hitler-could-solve-our-housing-crisis-david-mitchell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/how-hitler-could-solve-our-housing-crisis-david-mitchell\/","title":{"rendered":"How Hitler could solve our housing crisis | David Mitchell"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nThanks to the unhappy residents of Bell End, I\u2019ve come up with a foolproof way to stop house prices soaringThe residents of Bell End, like many of us, hope 2018 will bring a fresh start. To be clear, I mean the residents of Bell End, the street in Rowley Regis, not Bell End, the village in Worcestershire. The latter Bell Enders probably hope it\u2019ll be a fresh start too, but not in the same way as the Rowley Regis ones.The English grammatical convention that names of places seldom take a definite or indefinite article is what prevents me from humorously clarifying that I also don\u2019t mean the residents of a bell end \u2013 the microbes presaging a venereal disease, perhaps. But, let\u2019s face facts: there\u2019s no way that\u2019s what anyone would really think the phrase \u201cthe residents of Bell End\u201d could possibly mean. That double entendre simply will not hold together. Not even in a desperate last-minute script gagging-up session for a Carry On film would they get away with that. Continue reading…
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\nSource : theguardian.com
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Thanks to the unhappy residents of Bell End, I\u2019ve come up with a foolproof way...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"false","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-property-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75ss1-jKI","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":75727,"url":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/from-grope-lane-to-bell-end-do-rude-street-names-affect-house-prices\/","url_meta":{"origin":75932,"position":0},"title":"From Grope Lane to Bell End: do rude street names affect house prices?","date":"January 4, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"\r The residents of a rudely named road in the West Midlands have launched a petition to have its name changed, the official reason being to \u2018protect their kids\u2019 from bullyingAs if we didn\u2019t have enough to worry about in 2018 \u2013 what with the continued march to extinction of\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Property News"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":151719,"url":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/new-flats-in-england-and-wales-may-soon-all-be-commonhold-but-what-does-it-mean\/","url_meta":{"origin":75932,"position":1},"title":"New flats in England and Wales may soon all be commonhold. 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