{"id":75445,"date":"2017-12-29T20:00:32","date_gmt":"2017-12-29T13:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/generation-rent-why-ill-never-live-in-a-place-with-a-kitchen-big-enough-for-sex\/"},"modified":"2017-12-29T20:07:12","modified_gmt":"2017-12-29T13:07:12","slug":"generation-rent-why-ill-never-live-in-a-place-with-a-kitchen-big-enough-for-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/generation-rent-why-ill-never-live-in-a-place-with-a-kitchen-big-enough-for-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Generation rent: why I\u2019ll never live in a place with a kitchen big enough for sex"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nI can\u2019t imagine anything less erotic than a sink-side seductionThere\u2019s a cliched scene in Hollywood movies in which two people \u2013 usually a couple, but not always \u2013 succumb to their passions in the kitchen. Items that live on kitchen counters are swept to the floor, while a\u00a0lingerie-clad woman jumps on the worktop, because she doesn\u2019t have a\u00a0roommate who minds breakages.There\u2019s only one thing that crosses my mind when I see that scene: bloody hell, they have a big kitchen. Continue reading…
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\nSource : theguardian.com
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I can\u2019t imagine anything less erotic than a sink-side seductionThere\u2019s a cliched scene in Hollywood...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"false","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-property-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75ss1-jCR","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":72107,"url":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/generation-rent-why-ill-never-live-in-a-mansion-with-a-kitchen-swimming-pool\/","url_meta":{"origin":75445,"position":0},"title":"Generation rent: why I\u2019ll never live in a mansion with a kitchen swimming pool","date":"November 17, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"\r Attracting a great flatmate would be much easier with a house like thisFlatmates are a wonderful thing. 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