{"id":30745,"date":"2016-10-19T22:44:08","date_gmt":"2016-10-19T15:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/no-internet-no-lounge-no-fire-escape-memories-of-my-first-terrible-flat\/"},"modified":"2016-10-19T22:50:47","modified_gmt":"2016-10-19T15:50:47","slug":"no-internet-no-lounge-no-fire-escape-memories-of-my-first-terrible-flat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/no-internet-no-lounge-no-fire-escape-memories-of-my-first-terrible-flat\/","title":{"rendered":"No internet, no lounge, no fire escape: memories of my first terrible flat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#013;<br \/>\nThe government is cracking down on rogue landlords by introducing a minimum size for bedrooms. Here, one writer remembers his debut foray into the rental marketBad news for agoraphobes: the government may, at last, be getting around to banning micro-rooms by instituting a minimum standard for habitable accommodation in houses in multiple occupation in England. Houseshares, to you and me. At 6.25 sq metres, the new standard still only equates to roughly 2 metres by 3 metres. However, the rules will apply per person, so at least couples who have stayed together only to survive the property bubble may get a touch more respite.It\u2019s a sad day, though, for the horrific box-room story. The smothering, claustrophobic, low-ceilinged coffin has visited many of us in one way or another down the years, and the retelling of one\u2019s worst space has become, for many city dwellers (especially in the capital), the equivalent of the Four Yorkshiremen. Few can top the literal cupboard under the stairs, but I\u2019ve heard tales of rooms where you have to walk through someone else\u2019s room to get there, like a human matryoshka doll, and plenty of tiddlers with no windows. Continue reading&#8230;&#013;<br \/>\n&#013;<br \/>\nSource : theguardian.com&#013;<br \/>\nRead more&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/money\/shortcuts\/2016\/oct\/19\/no-internet-no-lounge-no-fire-escape-memories-first-terrible-flat\" target=\"_blank\">No internet, no lounge, no fire escape: memories of my first terrible flat<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#013; The government is cracking down on rogue landlords by introducing a minimum size for bedrooms.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"false","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-property-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75ss1-7ZT","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":30391,"url":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/crackdown-on-rogue-landlords-to-include-new-minimum-bedroom-size\/","url_meta":{"origin":30745,"position":0},"title":"Crackdown on rogue landlords to include new minimum bedroom size","date":"October 18, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"\r Government proposes mandatory standard of 6.52 sq metres and licensing wider range of properties to stop exploitation of tenantsA new minimum bedroom size and the extension of licensing to thousands more properties are to form part of a government crackdown on rogue landlords who cram tenants into overcrowded homes.As\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Property News&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":124608,"url":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/londons-smallest-microflat-up-for-sale-at-50000-for-7-square-metres\/","url_meta":{"origin":30745,"position":1},"title":"London\u2019s smallest microflat up for sale at \u00a350,000 for 7 square metres","date":"February 17, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"\r Property in a Victorian conversion in Lower Clapton has a bed, microwave, bathroom and incumbent tenantImagine distilling your life to fit in just 7 square metres. 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