{"id":135185,"date":"2023-03-13T14:00:12","date_gmt":"2023-03-13T07:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/how-long-can-one-family-ignore-a-revolting-garden-mess-ill-get-back-to-you-emma-beddington\/"},"modified":"2023-03-13T14:31:53","modified_gmt":"2023-03-13T07:31:53","slug":"how-long-can-one-family-ignore-a-revolting-garden-mess-ill-get-back-to-you-emma-beddington","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/how-long-can-one-family-ignore-a-revolting-garden-mess-ill-get-back-to-you-emma-beddington\/","title":{"rendered":"How long can one family ignore a revolting garden mess? I\u2019ll get back to you | Emma Beddington"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nMy sons\u2019 festering protein shake beakers have been living outside for months, part science experiment, part artwork \u2013 and don\u2019t forget pure laziness and passive aggressionAfter a brief Fool\u2019s Spring, Second Winter is upon us, leaden and inevitable. But, despite the slush, there are cheering hints of colour: I can see a pop of red in the garden from my office window. Is it a tulip? No \u2013 it\u2019s the lid from a protein shake beaker. They\u2019ve been living out there for nearly a year. After I fell over yet another one festering next to the sofa with three inches of stinking \u201cplant protein\u201d left to ferment in the bottom, the iron entered my soul. I chucked them all outside, unwisely reasoning that at some point someone would need, retrieve and clean them.That never happened, and I have doubled down on my idiocy by just leaving them there. They have now become a garden feature, the kind of thing you notice occasionally, think \u201cI should do something about that,\u201d then ignore. The lids became separated from the beakers and set out on a frolic of their own, rolled by the wind in all directions. I see one beaker is gracing a pot of daffodils; another miraculously appeared on the scaffolding covering the house. Continue reading…
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\nSource : theguardian.com
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