{"id":126289,"date":"2022-05-04T13:00:09","date_gmt":"2022-05-04T06:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/what-have-i-learned-from-moving-house-there-are-five-stages-of-flatpack-furniture-grief-arwa-mahdawi\/"},"modified":"2022-05-04T13:18:31","modified_gmt":"2022-05-04T06:18:31","slug":"what-have-i-learned-from-moving-house-there-are-five-stages-of-flatpack-furniture-grief-arwa-mahdawi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/what-have-i-learned-from-moving-house-there-are-five-stages-of-flatpack-furniture-grief-arwa-mahdawi\/","title":{"rendered":"What have I learned from moving house? There are five stages of flatpack-furniture grief  | Arwa Mahdawi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#013;<br \/>\nI refuse to pay for someone to assemble it for me, so I am stuck going through this cycle of emotions until I learn to accept my shoddy handiworkIt seems I have a screw loose \u2013 which is extremely annoying, because I spent the bulk of my weekend screwing. I recently moved into a bigger place, you see, and have had to buy furniture. I\u2019m far too cheap to pay someone competent to put the stuff together (all furniture \u2013 at least the stuff I can afford \u2013 appears to come in 1,000 little pieces), so I have been attempting to do it myself.My wife helped with the weekend assembly efforts, I should add; this wasn\u2019t a solo endeavour. But we are very bad lesbians. According to a YouGov survey, 77% of queer women in the US said they could build flatpack furniture, compared with 58% of heterosexual men and 48% of straight women. I am part of the terrible 23%, though. As I have written before, my dire DIY skills mean I\u2019m an embarrassment to lesbians everywhere.  Continue reading&#8230;&#013;<br \/>\n&#013;<br \/>\nSource : theguardian.com&#013;<br \/>\nRead more&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/commentisfree\/2022\/may\/04\/what-have-i-learned-from-moving-house-flatpack-furniture\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">What have I learned from moving house? There are five stages of flatpack-furniture grief  | Arwa Mahdawi<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#013; I refuse to pay for someone to assemble it for me, so I am stuck&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"false","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-property-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75ss1-wQV","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16260,"url":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/outside-the-box-the-future-of-flatpack-furniture\/","url_meta":{"origin":126289,"position":0},"title":"Outside the box: the future of flatpack furniture","date":"June 12, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"\r There\u2019s more to Scandi flatpack design than Ikea. 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