{"id":121531,"date":"2021-08-19T03:00:25","date_gmt":"2021-08-18T20:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/changing-rooms-review-design-so-dreadful-youll-be-scarred-for-life\/"},"modified":"2021-08-19T03:10:45","modified_gmt":"2021-08-18T20:10:45","slug":"changing-rooms-review-design-so-dreadful-youll-be-scarred-for-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/changing-rooms-review-design-so-dreadful-youll-be-scarred-for-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Changing Rooms review \u2013 design so dreadful you\u2019ll be scarred for life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#013;<br \/>\nLaurence Llewelyn-Bowen, the king of the MDF makeover, returns to our screens with Anna Richardson to create more spray-painted, gold-leafed visions from hellI remember the time Linda Barker put up shelves to house a woman\u2019s beloved teapot collection and they collapsed overnight, shattering every piece of china and the woman\u2019s heart into a thousand pieces. I remember Anna Ryder Richardson framing unmistakeably French underwear to decorate the walls of a revamped room and the owner shouting, \u201cWhy would I want this shit in my room! I\u2019ve got children!\u201dHowever. Those few minutes represent the full yield of genuine entertainment provided by 17 series of the makeover show Changing Rooms, which dominated the airwaves (a concept I\u2019ll have to explain later, O infant roamers of the fragmented contemporary TV landscape) from 1996 to 2004. It was presented by Carol Smillie, who was tall and beautiful and owned all of Scotland\u2019s teeth. Two sets of friends are allowed to redecorate a room in the other\u2019s house with the help of designers such as the aforementioned Barker, Ryder Richardson and \u2013 above all \u2013 Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, along with \u201cHandy Andy\u201d, who led the carpenters, painters etc who did the actual work required to transfer the pure stupidity in their heads into three-dimensional stupidity that could be spray-painted and used to sit\/sleep\/cry on. Continue reading&#8230;&#013;<br \/>\n&#013;<br \/>\nSource : theguardian.com&#013;<br \/>\nRead more&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/tv-and-radio\/2021\/aug\/18\/changing-rooms-review-design-so-dreadful-youll-be-scarred-for-life\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Changing Rooms review \u2013 design so dreadful you\u2019ll be scarred for life<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#013; Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, the king of the MDF makeover, returns to our screens with Anna Richardson&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"false","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-property-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75ss1-vCb","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":121585,"url":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/for-comfort-viewing-its-quite-rocknroll-why-changing-rooms-is-back\/","url_meta":{"origin":121531,"position":0},"title":"\u2018For comfort viewing, it\u2019s quite rock\u2019n\u2019roll\u2019: Why Changing Rooms is back","date":"August 22, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"\r The flamboyant home makeover show has returned after 17 years and is one of a host of similar shows designed to cheer up the nationA sex swing inspired by the floating palace hotel in Udaipur \u2013 it was what Swansea had been calling out for,\u201d says Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen over\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Property News&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":83605,"url":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/louise-richardson-mid-century-stunner\/","url_meta":{"origin":121531,"position":1},"title":"Louise Richardson: Mid-century stunner","date":"March 24, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"\r At first, Kate and Richard Thode expected their makeover of a classic 1950\/1960s cusp home \u2014 in a street, off Victoria Avenue, close to top schools and Remuera village \u2014 to be essentially cosmetic, but as work got started they realised...\r \r Source : nzherald.co.nz\/Property\r Read more...Louise Richardson: Mid-century\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Property News&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":83587,"url":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/robyn-welsh-complete-makeover\/","url_meta":{"origin":121531,"position":2},"title":"Robyn Welsh: Complete makeover","date":"March 24, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"\r Classic Kiwi brick homes from the 1950s have a habit of getting under the skin of visionary renovators, and Tim Jones and Anna Palairet are no exception.Charmed by the potential of this vacant, deceased estate, they took their...\r \r Source : nzherald.co.nz\/Property\r Read more...Robyn Welsh: Complete makeover","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Property News&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":120141,"url":"https:\/\/www.siamlandbank.com\/propertynews\/property-news\/interior-design-masters-with-alan-carr-review-a-home-makeover-show-youll-love-to-hate\/","url_meta":{"origin":121531,"position":3},"title":"Interior Design Masters with Alan Carr review \u2013\u00a0a home makeover show you&#039;ll love to hate","date":"February 3, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"\r While many will balk at the shoddy derivativeness of this Marmite series, it\u2019s easy to marvel at the total garishness of its home \u2018improvements\u2019 Interior Design Masters with Alan Carr (BBC Two) is a Marmite programme, presented by a Marmite presenter. 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